This is a motion graphic version of a card I made to look like an airline safety card two or three years ago, based on the exploits of a particularly inept (though presumably well-intentioned) co-worker.

Presented here in a not-too-terrible-looking Flash encode, since the other people who experienced such events first hand can't view QuickTime at work....

I'd repost the card, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Need to see it again? Right-click and choose 'play.'
OR, check it out in slow-motion or super-slow-motion!