“The bomb will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all to gas, letting all the ships in all of the oceans drop down to the bottom.  The bomb will not blow out the bottom of the sea, and let all the water run down the hole.  It will not destroy gravity.  I am not an atomic playboy.”

-Vice Admiral W.H.P. Blandy

I found a want ad for an illustrator file of the hollywood sign.

Requirements included a sample, turnaround time, and price (specified per project, not per hour).

So, 1) 

2) 5 minutes

3) $100, or free to you.

They, ah, did not take me up on the offer, no.  Maybe they’ll find this post instead.