No lie!

Thursday, Sept 13, 2001 – When the people are clear and they start sifting through the rubble, I wonder if the insurance companies will classify it as an ‘Act of God.’

Monday, Aug 29, 2005 – Why aren’t there more Katrina and the Waves jokes in the news lately? It looks like there’s gonna be a whole lot of people without power or water, just waiting out the storm. I’ll bet we start seeing a whole lot of little girls named Katrina next year.

[EDIT: Fake entry I thought of today!]
Thursday, Sept 11, 2003 – Generations from now, the date of September 11th will live on in infamy, in memorial of the senseless loss this nation has sustained. R.I.P. John Ritter.